Welcome back to another update of the Dale Moss show The Bachelorette!
I mean no offense to ABC but Dale’s name was used 114 times in the episode. That’s an average of 1.15 DPM (Dales per minute).
We started off the night with a rose ceremony where three dues I have never seen on my television before were eliminated.
What makes the rose ceremony important for us is that it is our first official rose ceremony! In our league we have a lot of movers and shakers, so excited to see who will remain a champion and who is an easy season cut.
The answers to the special questions this week were:
Q1: Which phrase will be said first in the episode?
Answer: “Show up”
Because we showed up for Clare, Yosef showed up to show us how to be a #1 Dad, and Bennett showed up to demonstrate to America how country club humor works.
Q2: Will any contestants be shown wearing socks during the episode?
Answer: Yes! Socks were seen during the roast part of the episode.
This has no relation to socks but is one of my favorite Tweets of the evening.
Q3: Will Clare still be the bachelorette at the end of this episode?
Answer: Yes – but for how much longer is the true question…
As a reminder, next week the Bachelorette will be on Thursday instead of Tuesday because we have something even ABC acknowledges is a little more important than reality TV *gasps*. So friendly reminder to go out and vote! Because if you can fill out this every week you can help decide the future of the nation.
If you’re DEEPLY disappointed, feel free to watch this hilarious SNL skit featuring Adele as a contestant on the Bachelor instead on loop.
See you all next week!
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