Happy final email from me Bachelorette Bracket!
After a long and absolutely incredible season in my personal opinion, we have a beautiful finale couple: Clarky and the Queen
Asking for myself, if I look at pictures of Bachelorette couples at Dunkin’ locations I can bill that to my Dunkin’ timecode right? Right? Basically the same as me working…?
Also I know my final pick was Brendan but I am in love with Zac, I’ve been converted.
Before we get into the FINAL WINNER out of all of us let’s look at the special Fantasy Suite and Finale specialty questions…
When will Neil Lane be first shown on screen?
Answer: Monday Hour 2
You know Neil was like hey I had to give you not one but TWO rings this season, I’m getting my air time in return for pretending to be cool with it.
How many marriage proposals will Tayshia receive?
Answer: One
Let’s be real, if you have a proposal as perfect as this one do you even need another one?? I highly recommend watching this video that shows it. I can’t guarantee you won’t cry though. Not that I did. I would never. And not even rewatching it as I confirmed this was the correct link during work hours, that would be HIGHLY UNUSUAL FOR ME.
Will a contestant forgo the fantasy suite?
Answer: No
Poor Ivan couldn’t even stand up fully in his RV. God only knows what Brendan’s would have looked like after they psychologically tortured him during the day part of the day. And Zac got a place four times larger than my entire apartment so that feels fair.
Will a contestant leave the show on their own accord this week?
Answer: Yes
Do I think Brendan would have stuck around longer if he had the first date? Maybe. Did I think they had a great breakup? Yes. But did I LOVE watching him look like he was going to pass out during his date? Absolutely.
Will Ben come back?
Answer: Yes
Listen I have nothing against Ben but like whatcha doing bro? Do you understand you have to meet her parents before you get the last chance date? Does that sound FUN??
Thank you everyone for playing this season! I will send an email out later today about Matt James Bachelor season – I’ll email everyone but will be zero percent offended if you decide you don’t want to participate. If you want off the emails also please let me know – I might cry a bit but I’ll be fiiiiiine (eventually).
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